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we may have to make it into a podcast. Welcome back to Bernafone. We have a very special guest host for today. Who do we have?

I'm back, Bidget. He thought you could get rid of me, but you couldn't. No, I was...

Well, actually, just to clarify, you're the one that was getting rid of yourself.

Just to clarify, nobody was trying to get rid of you.

This is literally like, say me.

I will get like overwhelmed with something.

And I'll be, I was really stressed out and I was like, I can't do anymore and then today I was like what are you doing and you're like recording burner phone and I was like can I do it?

Also I just lasered my entire body so I'm feeling zip zapped ready to go.

Yes, the way you described it I expected to smell like burning hair when I...

I do actually smell a little bit like someone just blew out a candle.

And there is smoke in the other room. But apparently I'm a good candidate because I have dark

follicles and paler skin so she was like your dream

client and I was like what why is that because it's easy to see the laser is more

effective oh but yes she did my chin is more effective. Oh.

But yeah, she did my chin, which I've never done before, my mustache.

She did front back, side.

And is it immediate? It's immediate but it does grow back and then she you shave and then she does it again.

It's basically just like slowly killing the follicles.

So basically you laser it enough that they give up hope.

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