Berner Phone #68: Vacation Disasters

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
0:03.8	And Des Bishop.
0:04.9	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.7	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.8	Yeah, go.
0:19.6	Hello, my little dialers.
0:22.4	Sorry, I'm singing.
0:23.5	Hello, Hannah.
0:25.2	You're a wicked person.
0:26.4	I haven't seen wicked yet.
0:27.6	I would.
0:28.2	So, and I'm very, I'm very glad that you had that experience with your mom because I had no desire to see wicked.
0:35.1	I was going to say, I'm so glad that I'm not getting wicked pressure.
0:38.1	If you want to see it again, I'll see, I would see it.
0:40.7	I don't know.
0:41.2	I feel like I love when things are like culturally relevant and they go viral and I'm like
0:46.8	obsessed with seeing the moments.
0:49.6	And like I'm just so I think you should be thankful that I can't sing because we'd divorce immediately.
0:58.1	Well, no, because if you could sing, then it probably wouldn't be so torturous.
1:03.0	But for some reason, I feel like I would make it that annoying.
1:06.5	Because I don't do things half ass.
1:08.2	Like, once I realize I'm good at something, I'm like, this is me now.
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