Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.

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0:00.0	We love self-care on this pod.
0:01.9	And part of self-care is sexual wellness.
0:04.8	I'm just going to say, if you guys don't have a vibrator, you need to get one.
0:09.2	It's, I don't want to boss you around and tell you what to do, but I'm telling you what to do.
0:13.3	I got paid her first vibrator shout out.
0:15.8	So get it as a gift for maybe a friend that doesn't have it.
0:18.9	It will change your life because sometimes all you
0:21.4	have to do is rub one off. Sorry I said that. Sorry Nana who listens. I apologize, but Nana gets it
0:27.7	too. She knows we need to make ourselves feel better in any way that's possible. And let's break
0:33.7	the stigma around sexual wellness. If you're ready to take your self-care routine to the next level,
0:38.7	check out dame.com. Dame is created by women and has made it their mission to help you explore and enjoy
0:45.5	your pleasure. Founded by a sexologist and an engineer so you know it's good and they have a lot of
0:50.7	products to choose from. So if you're ready to take your self-care routine to the next level,
0:54.7	check out dame.com.
0:55.9	Use code Burner 30, B-E-R-N-E-R-30 for 30% off.
0:59.5	Trust me, it's time for some well-deserved meet time.
1:04.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
1:05.5	And Des Bishop.
1:06.5	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
1:08.3	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
1:16.7	What's up, my little daisers, mommy and daddy are back.
1:21.0	Wait, what does that sound?
	...

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