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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #77: What We Google

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.7

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

0:06.6

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:15.0

Hello, my tiny, cute, adorable little dialers.

0:18.7

Oh, did you miss me?

0:23.1

Oh, yeah.

0:24.9

Deswell wasn't here last week.

0:26.5

You were replaced by my mom.

0:28.1

Yes.

0:28.8

And by the way, just tough scheduling at the moment with the time difference and both of us touring.

0:37.3

So anyway, we got it together this week, even though I have to...

0:41.3

I have to record this.

0:44.0

I have to record this and immediately go to Limerick.

0:47.5

So it's very exciting.

0:50.6

Limerick.

0:51.9

It's, it sounds, it doesn't sound like a place.

0:55.6

Well, I think that's because a type of a poem is named after limerick.

1:00.0

Oh, that's why.

1:01.3

That's why.

1:03.2

Babe, there were multiple times last week.

1:05.8

Well, I was making fun of you, but then I would be at a point where I'd be like,

1:09.0

oh, this is when Des would say one of

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