Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears, 5K in Tampa is less than a month away! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#intro SPONSORS: - Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/BEARS. - Today get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting CAVE to 64000. - Shop data plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/BEARS - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. - Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping @MANSCAPED with promo code BEARS at https://manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner #TCSociety Tom and Bert are back in the cave and things get spicy fast. This week the Bears dive into alternative p*rn genres you didn’t know you needed, celebrate the beauty of international women, and break down the logic and logistics behind the noble art of “homie head.” They also mentally prepare for a Por Osos gay bar takeover and talk the top 5 hot chick accents. Next, Bert recounts his unforgettable Monday Night RAW moment where he went full low-IQ adult and choke slammed two dudes on live TV! Then it’s onto arranged marriages, glory holes, and other socially important topics. Pack a towel, this one gets sweaty. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 284 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:23 - Alternative P*rn 00:07:41 - Normalize Homie Head 00:14:11 - Por Osos Gay Bar Takeover 00:18:58 - Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes 00:31:25 - The Wrestling Bug 00:40:15 - Retirement Community Idea 00:45:42 - International Delights 00:51:31 - Hottest Chick Accents 00:59:22 - Arranged Marriages 01:04:10 - Glory Holes, Milking Tables, & Sexy Nurses 01:09:51 - MSG & Summer Break 01:17:56 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out.
0:05.9	The Two Bears 5K is less than a month away. You need to register right now at Two Bears
0:10.7	5K.com. And listen, every level of fitness is welcome. We have people who are basically
0:16.1	professional runners that go and then us. We have every level of celebrity, too.
0:21.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:21.4	We've got the Bucks showing up.
0:22.5	We've got the Bucks cheerleaders.
0:24.1	We've got jelly roll.
0:25.6	Travis Barker's going to come out.
0:26.8	I think Travis Barker's going to come out.
0:28.3	I think Jason Kelsey is going to come out.
0:30.4	It's going to be a blast.
0:31.3	And we party on the field.
0:32.9	And we look, we got music there. We got cold plunges. We got great food. We got a bunch of porosos.
0:38.7	It is a party.
0:39.9	The last time was amazing.
0:41.6	This time is going to be a whole other level.
0:43.6	Two Bears 5K.com.
0:45.4	Register now.
0:46.4	100%.
0:47.4	Cheers.
0:51.6	And we are back and we're together and you're out of the hospital and you're here.
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