Sampling Your Own Sauce | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears, 5K in Tampa is less than 2 weeks away! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#intro SPONSORS: - Shop data plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/BEARS. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/bears to get 10% off your first month. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kershire and Tim Segura are hooked up to IV's as they recover from their gay bar takeover and all the love the received from all those hungry bears. They talk Instagram FOMO, the magic of minority women making meals for their husbands, a chola influencer named La Sleep that Bert is obsessed with, and the performative nature of social media. They also talk about the appeal of the Kelce brothers to gays, share the unique name of a cocktail that was invented at the takeover, debate which group of people gives the best compliments, and finally they tackle the subject of sampling your own sauce, which means exactly what you think it means. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 285 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - Post Takeover IV Drip 00:08:56 - Watches 00:15:31 - Car Guys & Dogs 00:21:15 - Bert Is A Mexican Woman 00:28:28 - Gay Black Couple Meals 00:33:10 - The Cholo Life 00:36:51 - Instagram FOMO 00:45:51 - Gay Compliments 00:53:53 - Kelce Bears, UTI's, & Sampling Your Own Sauce 01:01:22 - Clip: Drinking An Ari Cocktail 01:08:35 - How Much To Taste? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out.
0:05.8	The Two Bears 5K is less than two weeks away. And listen, you can come in person or you can run virtually.
0:11.8	First of all, though, you have to sign up at Two Bears 5K.com.
0:15.4	And here's the best part when the race is over. We've got free sampling of Porosos,
0:18.9	garage beers sending up some beers. We've got other sponsors sending us a bunch of free stuff, and we're going to be partying
0:24.5	on the infield.
0:25.2	We got music, we got coal plunge, we got saunas, we got everything.
0:27.6	It's a full party, and whether you come and run with us in person or virtually, you're
0:31.9	going to get your shirts, your sweatbands, you get your medals.
0:34.6	Come participate, sign up whether you do it in person or virtually. Two Bears 5k.com. Sign up now.
0:41.3	100%.
0:42.3	Hey guys, brand new episode of Two Bears One Cave. It's me and Tommy in our health regimen. We believe full wholeheartedly in IVs.
0:55.0	Giving us our IV today is Coco.
0:57.0	Coco is about to stick Tom.
0:58.9	If you have a fear of needles,
1:00.6	turn your head.
1:01.9	Run that timer,
1:02.6	boys.
1:02.8	You know the majority of people,
1:05.1	majority of people have this is their biggest fear.
1:08.0	Needles?
1:08.6	Needles.
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