Oh. Oh my fucking God I just want everyone to know before I even get into this

podcast that I have been sitting in my car recording a podcast for 45 minutes. I just

looked down at my equipment and nothing was recorded. Not one mother-fucking thing.

So we are off to an excellent start.

Okay, it's my birthday.

Just gonna drop that in there.

I'm not a huge birthday person. I thought that the last 45 minutes of my previous

podcast was my birthday celebration spectacular and if this is any foreshadowing as to what the rest of my

fucking year is going to be like we're in a shitstorm okay I almost just threw my equipment

I'm like in a downward spiral right now, but we're going to peep it up because it's my birthday.

Oh my God, I sound... who says... Is this Stossi who says that?

It's my fucking birthday.

And I gotta tell you, I'm not a big birthday person.

I haven't had a birthday party since I was 13,

the big BM, the big bot mitz, if you know what I mean?

Yeah, my birthday has never really been a thing for me.

I think I'm such an asshole and life terrorist that I feel like every day is my birthday.

It's always all about me.

So like, you know, big days are not really, I'm not attached to dates if you catch my flow. I think I hit it really hard as a child.

I used to have a birthday party every year.

It was usually a daytime party because I went to bed at 7 PM.

And it was usually all females.

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