It Ends with Sus.

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Jackie deep dives "It Ends with Us" drama, gets into her baby's first parking lot altercation and condemns Kanye West! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE

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0:00.0	I'm going to
0:05.0	Hey!
0:06.0	Hey!
0:07.0	Hey!
0:10.0	Hey! Hello everyone. It is a beautiful day over at Bitch Bible Headquarters. I am recording this fresh after a matinee. I look like a human
0:28.2	snooed. It's giving Temple Grandin. It's giving being John Malkovich. It's giving full-blown
0:36.8	Ashkenazi snooed. But that's not what's important here. What's important here
0:42.0	is that Jaggy Schimmel extends her 34th year
0:47.2	gracing this planet with total transparency. I'm going to be very, very honest with you, both in my It
0:55.0	ends with us movie review and also a recent curfuffle because you can't get
1:01.0	canceled if you've never been greenlit. So this is my truth and you can hook my ass to a lie detector.
1:06.7	I swear to fucking God this is the honest truth.
1:09.9	Before I ever got like a whistle blown on me or got shed I see everything first so last week if you're not up to speed
1:21.7	I
1:22.0	Regurgitate old episodes on Thursdays as a cash grab to sell more ads because I like to shop.
1:31.8	So on Thursdays we release old episodes from the archives. Okay?
1:36.7	I don't hock them too much because I think it's pretty obvious what I'm doing over here. You know, it's not tasteful. It's borderline
1:45.4	tacky, but this is a goddamn business, okay? So basically what we do, I take a
1:50.2	pretty hands-off approach to those episodes just because like you know it's
1:54.7	painful it's yikesy all of the things so what I do is at the top of the month or so
2:01.5	my assistant Josh says,
2:04.3	these are the episodes we're going to do,
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