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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

SPONSORS: Head to http://Drinklightstrike.com to learn more! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living 00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show 00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain 00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed 00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed 00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive 00:35:42 - Mean Girls 00:39:53 - Fridge Food 00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks 00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee 00:53:10 - Spanish Accents 00:59:10 - Emilia Perez 01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over 01:06:24 - Bob Dylan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:01.2

Welcome

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to another episode of two bears

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one cave. I'm here

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with my buddy Bertrand.

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The strongest comedian living.

0:14.5

The strongest living comedian.

0:17.4

Am I the strongest comedian?

0:19.0

Am I the strongest comedian?

0:20.6

I don't know. That's a good question. Top I the strongest comedian? I don't know.

0:21.5

That's a good question.

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Top five?

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Top five?

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Top ten?

0:24.6

I think you're probably top ten.

0:25.9

Well,

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here's the thing.

0:27.1

No, wait.

0:27.8

You mean like known comedian?

0:30.6

Oh yeah, yeah.

0:31.6

I'm sure there's dudes that are probably unknown that are power lifters that are just getting

0:35.1

into it.

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