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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https//mintmobile.com/bears. In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom's co-host Bert is nursing a wing injury, so Tom has brought in a man who knows a thing a two about wings, the great Sean Evans! Sean hosts the hottest interview show Hot Ones and sits in the interview chair to play Tom's own version of Hot Ones, except it involves scrotum sniffing...you'll see. The two chat about how the show has become a cultural phenomenon, the legacy of Chicago sports, Sasquatch, handwritten Quentin Tarantino scripts, weathermen, deep dish pizza, the Oscars, Bryce Mitchell, trustworthy news anchors, and Tom reveals when he will finally start watching "Severance". Sean also tells a cool story about how he became friends with Dave Grohl despite being kinda responsible for him shitting himself. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 280 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Hot Ones 00:10:11 - Beautiful Bald Hotties 00:15:18 - Tom's Show Pitch 00:21:46 - How's Your Anus Doing? 00:26:06 - Chicargo Sports 00:35:22 - Sasquatch & Quentin Tarantino 00:40:01 - The Oscars 00:44:50 - Bryce Mitchell 00:51:13 - Chicago Deep Dish, Porn Docs, & Weathermen 00:57:32 - Clip: David Letterman The Weatherman 00:58:44 - National News Guys 01:03:31 - This Guy Gets It 01:09:19 - What's Sean Watching Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:20.0

Welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave.

0:24.1

A sad, sad news about my regular co-host.

0:28.6

He had an arm amputated.

0:32.5

And so while he's recovering, we have the king of ringsting sitting in for him.

0:39.6

It's the great Sean Evans,

0:46.4

everybody. Hey, thanks so much for having me. Thank you. I hope Bert gets a cool prosthetic.

0:51.8

I do. I'd like to see something, something titanium. Yeah. It's going to add a whole new dynamic to his live show.

0:55.3

Thanks for being here.

1:00.7

You're in town because South by Southwest is, and you're going to, are you going to speak?

1:03.5

Yeah, they have a, it's a totally full schedule.

1:07.9

It's been a really busy year, but yeah, just an itinerary that's packed for like the next couple days where.

1:11.2

God, this sounds awful. They'll shove me into a room, take a bunch of pictures,

1:14.6

do this interview, sit on this panel, do a bunch of stuff.

1:19.4

You know, I'm leaning into this year, so, like, you know,

1:21.2

I was at the Oscars last weekend.

1:23.4

We did, like, Sundance, like, the weekend before that.

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