Boil on the Butt of Humanity

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

"Crabapples? I wonder how many things we can say that's not Candy Apples? We really go for it." observes Christi as the second half of "Clash of the Dance Moms" boils down to quite a lot of name calling and not much else. This week the ALDC is competing at Believe National Talent Competition in Lancaster, PA with Payton and Leslie filling in for the Hylands. Leslie is gunning for a permanent position, dragging Kelly's name through the mud every chance she gets and keeps reminding eveyroen to imagine a world in which she's a permanent ALDC fixture. While the insults to Kelly are music to Abby's ears, the rest of the ALDC unsurprisingly feels different as the only thing Payton brings to the table is sass, and they already don't need more of that! Even Abby's patiences gets tested by Payton's when the young dancer is revealed to be unprepared with her costuming, something Kelly and her girls rarely ever dropped the ball on.

Anthony and Cathy continue to bicker over in the Candy Apples camp. Anthony threatens to leave if Cathy doesn't give him his space, he wants to insult her dancers as he sees fit. The show brings out Anthony's mother to admonish all those who would insult her son for his actions, expertly ignoring how vitriolic he is to everyone else. If there's one thing in Season 3 that continues to be annoying above all else it's Anthony being cruel and suffering no consequences for it!

Tune-in to find out which fight this week was A LOT more tense in-person.

Quotes

“I just had another fraternity check-in next door. That's crazy. I don't understand why boys like pink houses. I don't know either. I'm telling you they're looking for Dance Mom Christi. They're gonna have to keep looking cause I'm not hanging out with fraternity boys. That sound illegal on a lot of levels.” (1:21-1:38 | Christi & Kelly)
“I love that I'm not in this episode. I just get to listen to you be the bitch this whole time!” (21:42-21:46 | Kelly)
“Anthony warns Cathy that he can just leave and that half of her team would follow him if he did. I highly doubt that they would leave a TV show to follow you." (27:27-27:36 | Kelly)
“No the competition is not fixed, but every judge that's rating the kids liked our kids because they liked them on Dance Moms. So was it fixed? No. Was it fair? No!" (42:28-42:42 | Christi)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance,
0:06.5	da, eh, it is.
0:07.5	Can you feel it, can you take it, can you come and freeze that, all of this electricity do it right now?
0:16.0	B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- now.
0:18.0	Turn the volume up, lock me your electricity.
0:22.0	Hello, Bicets, welcome back to the bar. It is your illustrious bitch leaders,
0:26.7	Christy, Bitch Number One.
0:28.6	And Kelly, Bitch Number Two.
0:30.7	Kelly, Bitch Number Two. I was cracking up when we first logged in because I'm like, what the fuck? I just wasn't expecting you like, you look like you look like you're in the Air Force.
0:41.3	Oh, with my aviators on aviators and your head food. Yeah, I just didn't feel like
0:49.2	sitting inside today. Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's beautiful day. It looks like. Yeah, it's nice. It rained earlier. Did it? Yeah. Well, I'm in Portland and it's about 109. Oh, so you wouldn't be inside.
1:04.0	Yeah, I don't mind being outside.
1:06.0	I really don't. I don't mind the heat that much,
1:08.0	but everybody here hates it.
1:10.0	And so they're like, we don't want to be outside.
1:12.0	So, you know, what are my options? I I'm like let's go outside I like to be out in the
1:16.2	heat but nobody else likes it but it is hot it's hot shit, and I just had another fraternity check in next door.
1:25.9	That's crazy. I don't know what I'll understand why boys like pink houses.
1:30.0	I don't know either. I'm telling you, they're looking for for dance mom Christie. They're going to have to keep looking.
1:34.3	I'm not hanging. That sounds illegal on a lot of levels.
1:40.0	You can be like Abby. She likes some little football players.
1:42.6	Okay, no, no, okay, no, let's just say no.
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