Be Careful What You Wish For

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

"We're not going to lose to that evil woman. I'm the only evil woman in your life. Well that's for sure." jokes Kelly while enjoying the fact she's still in exile during this week's episode. As "Clash of the Dance Moms" kicks off Abby is makes her disdain for Kelly's absence abundantly clear as Paige and Brooke are slotted at the bottom of the pyramid. With Kelly unable to criticize Abby, attention turns to Holly who is upset at Nia's middling placement on the Pyramid. Holly says she believes Nia is not receiving the attention from Abby that she needs to excel the way Abby insists that she wants, though Abby's attention is a double edged sword and our Bitches wonder if Holly isn't quite thinking through what might happen.

This week's competition is putting abby back in competition with Cathy and Abby is taking no chances. For the group dance Abby gets ambitious and choreographs a piece entitled "Open Waters" which will require a prop shoreline that the girls will have to dance around. If they're not going to use it why bother with the stress of it? The creative direction leaves the moms somewhat in the cold, and Kelly's absence continues to add to the confusion of the group direction. To fill in the Kelly filled-hole in the group, Abby brings in Leslie and her daughter Payton, which of course "excites" everyone! But with Black Patsy back on the Candy Apples side, it might be useful to have a little Leslie in your corner.

Quotes

“Well I don't think you look sick. I think you look like a bitch. Why thank you. Thank you. I am Bitch #2!” (15:04-15:09 | Christi & Kelly)
“I'm telling you like as somebody who was there you saw 1/100th of the fight. That fight was scary. (...) I really thought it was going to be physical. Like truly scary like physical.” (20:58-21:24 | Christi)
“If I had a drink I would drink for contradiction. I don't have a drink! Ugh, well I'm not drinking that protein shot. Haven't opened it yet. Sorry, I'm ignoring all headbands because I do not want to drink that shit." (26:47-27:03 | Christi & Kelly)
“So upstairs you and Holly comment on the group and how difficult it is trying to figure out what Abby is trying to portray. Yeah because it was stupid." (47:12-47:22 | Christi & Kelly)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance,
0:06.5	da, eh, it is.
0:07.5	Can you feel it, can you take it, can you come and freeze that, all of this electricity do it right now?
0:16.0	B-by-by- now.
0:18.0	Turn the volume up.
0:19.0	Locking me your electricity.
0:22.0	Hello Bitchats, welcome back in the bar this is bitch number one Christy and bitch number two
0:26.9	Kelly it's so early I can't even ask you for drinking we've never recorded this early no I don't even have a coffee or a tea I had a
0:36.1	coffee which I don't drink coffee yeah and now that I'm at my sisters they drink it every
0:41.8	morning and it smells so good that for the past two months I've been
0:45.8	drinking coffee every morning. But how much cream sugar do you put in? I have cream with a splash of coffee. Right, that's what I would assume. Yes, of course. Well, I always say I'm going to get coffee when I go to Starbucks and most of the time it's a tea of some sort or it's like a vanilla blonde latte with a lavender cold foam.
1:09.7	I'm certainly not getting like a drip.
1:12.3	Yeah, you know. Speaking speaking up did you just hear did you like that dirty chai when you tried it?
1:17.6	Kelly's taking a pill. I don't think her water bottle is straight vodka. Remember I bought you a dirty chai once? Yeah, I did like that. a lately, a vanilla blonde latte literally, but I get it with half as many pumps of
1:36.3	vanilla as you're supposed to get because they're too sweet. I don't like all them pumps.
1:39.4	I always just get one pump. Oh, I should one I get two so I get two pumps and a venti so it's very
1:47.4	not sugary but it has a flavor and then I top it with lavender cold foam so it's a vanilla lavender but every single time they're like are you sure you want this hot I'm like yes put the cold foam in it because then it you know how it's so hot when you get it there yeah it like brings it down but then it's like a vanilla lavender latte
2:06.7	it's really good.
2:08.0	Huh I have to try one. Yeah I never go to Starbucks I don't I don't go. I go in the morning and it's not I don't even like
2:16.8	Starbucks I hate to say this but I go because I like the drive in the morning when I'm just alone I gather my thoughts I wake up nobody bothers me yeah I drive it's your time it's my time I get my coffee tea whatever you want to call it and honestly I journal which I know like you're
2:37.7	not a journalist journal you're not a journalist you don't journal but I do and so I sit in the car and a journal. Like I write, you know, some things about it's just a good way for me to like untwist my brain in the morning. Yeah. So that's good.
2:53.5	Yeah, that's why I go get Starbucks,
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