Broken Sim #62: "S**t Detectives" with Josh Wolf + Sam commits an atrocity
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2022
⏱️ 162 minutes
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Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Wooder and whatever duty |
| 0:22.3 | finds on central casting. Today's special guest co-host, Sandra Blee. Hey, thanks for having me, Johnny. |
| 0:30.9 | Johnny internet Johnny. We're gonna be famous. Johnny. Well, why do you've been saying it all day? |
| 0:37.2 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know these shows going hot chicks are like, where's Johnny? I'm like, don't |
| 0:43.6 | worry about where the intern is. Okay. The kids here, the slam. All right. You have to worry about |
| 0:50.0 | where intern Johnny. You can't do both those bits. You can't do the bit where I'm the host of the |
| 0:55.2 | show and you're just the piece of shit in the other chair and then you can't also do the bit where |
| 0:59.9 | I'm the intern. You got to pick a link. Johnny, my ego could do whatever it was. Okay. |
| 1:05.2 | Use the Walter White or whatever whatever you say. Johnny. Johnny. Did you send the link? I did. |
| 1:10.7 | Okay. Johnny. All right. So we're waiting for a friend to come in because we've got a great story |
| 1:15.5 | to tell you. Johnny, will you do me a favor? Depends on what the favor is. Will you do me a favor? |
| 1:20.1 | If it's that weird thing you asked me to do last week with your rash, I'm not gonna do that. I'm |
| 1:23.8 | sorry. Will you play the update music real quick? Guys update update update update update. We got |
| 1:31.6 | you an update. I can't remember. Time is for your freaking update. Guys, I shit my pants. That's |
| 1:39.9 | the update. You know, I did it again. Again. That won't we should say again. Well, no, this is |
| 1:46.1 | the sword job. Well, no, no, no, no. You shit your pants like a year ago or two years ago. |
| 1:50.1 | What? Remember you were driving? No, I don't remember that. Yeah, you did. I don't remember that. |
| 1:55.4 | I'm really here like tell me about it. I can't remember entirely but you were driving and that's |
| 2:00.3 | all I remember. And I shit my pants. Yeah, you shit your pants. Well, Doc, you know, I really, |
| 2:04.8 | I mean, like I told me you do it a lot. That's what you don't know. I don't shit my pants a lot. |
| 2:09.6 | Johnny, if I shit my pants a lot, there would be a segment. How did I shit my pants this week? |
| 2:14.4 | There's no segment like that. Okay. So when I shit my pants, it's like, hey, |
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