Broken Simulation #61: "Colon Boom!"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2022

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents Broke In Simulation!
0:20.2	Starting Johnny Wooder and some Illegal, he found out in the corner.
0:25.6	Sam Tripoli, who will be live.
0:28.4	I'll be in, uh, when's this come out?
0:30.7	Tonight, I'm tonight, I'm in Dianna, y'all Beach, Florida, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna.
0:55.1	Dianna, Dianna, Dianna Beach, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna Beach, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna, Dianna.
1:00.6	I never even knew that place existed, but I'm going there. Hey Johnny.
1:04.8	Dianna Beach, yeah.
1:05.8	How are you, bud?
1:06.8	I'm alright, dude.
1:08.0	You had the shits the other day, right?
1:10.2	No, not the shits, the other end.
1:12.3	The pisses?
1:13.3	The vomit.
1:14.3	Oh, the vomit.
1:15.3	Yeah.
1:16.3	What's the drag?
1:17.3	Were you eating?
1:18.3	You said Thai food or something like that?
1:19.3	Not Korean wings.
1:20.3	I don't know.
1:21.3	Dude, my stomach has been in world with me.
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