Broken Simulation #54: "Not Hot Yoga" + Video Proof of the Broken Simulation?

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

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🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!

Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail!

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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	When you can't quite get the angle, take hands free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5,
0:05.2	stand it up, step back, and your photos are also synced to your Chromebook, ready to edit.
0:10.8	The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone.
0:15.9	Are you ready for a Monzo Business Bank account, Mike from Bluewater Plumbing was?
0:20.2	Let's get paid quickly, especially when I have five or six plumbing jobs in a day.
0:23.6	When I first used the payment link feature in my Monzo Business account,
0:26.4	I was impressed how quick and easy it was.
0:28.1	At the end of each job, I'll just create a payment link, send it to the customer,
0:31.6	and get paid then and there.
0:32.8	I can also track all of my payments to my get paid tab.
0:35.8	If you're ready for a Monzo Business account, apply today.
0:38.6	Just search Monzo Business, tease and seize apply.
0:41.2	Only sold traders or limited company directors in the UK can apply.
0:49.2	Morning.
0:50.2	Broken simulation.
0:51.6	Broken simulation.
0:53.5	We're...
0:54.4	Sam Tripoli.
0:58.0	Welcome to Johnny Woodard.
1:00.0	Perzets.
1:01.2	Broken simulation.
1:02.8	Sorry, Johnny Woodard.
	...

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