Broken Simulation #55: "We're Number One*"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.

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0:00.0	When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5.
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0:10.8	The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone.
0:14.8	Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Sim Ulation, starring Johnny Woodard and his co-hosts
0:35.7	for the moment on Thin Ice, Sam Tripoli.
0:40.8	Johnny.
0:41.8	Never gets old.
0:42.8	Love it.
0:43.8	Johnny, it's a tradition like no other.
0:47.4	It's like nothing else.
0:48.4	I'll give you that.
0:49.4	Yeah, I'll give you that.
0:50.4	It's nothing like that.
0:51.4	Yeah, Johnny.
0:52.4	Can't you just go with it?
0:53.4	Stop being angry all the time.
0:55.4	I'm trying.
0:56.4	Johnny, I have to let you know I did legs and I'm feeling it.
1:00.0	Oh, really?
1:01.0	Dead legs.
1:02.0	Dead is gone.
1:03.0	Well, I mean, you start it like a three and then what, now you're at a one, I guess.
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