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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Broken Simulation #57: "Sam Tripoli: Master of Ceremonies"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.

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Transcript

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Morning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation.

1:23.1

Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation.

1:34.0

Starting Sam Tripoli. No, let me start that again.

1:36.8

So Johnny Woodard and his trusty sidekick, Sam Tripoli. How are you, Johnny?

1:45.7

You think you would have gotten that down by now.

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