Broken Simulation #56: "Stupid Head" (a.k.a. "Sam Finally Gets Invited to Something")
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2022
⏱️ 160 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation, so Johnny Woodard and his temperate |
| 0:20.2 | co-host Sam Tripoli. Johnny, how are you? I'm okay. You know, a little dark day. A little dark day, Johnny. |
| 0:31.2 | Is it that it's the end of gay pride? Is it like sad that there are no more parades? Dark day of the |
| 0:36.8 | soul. Yeah, a little bit of that. Every day parading's got to be rough. It just can't be easy. It's like |
| 0:42.1 | going from color to black and white TV. Yeah, it's just sad. It's just sad. All those memes of everybody |
| 0:49.1 | fighting over just people wanting to have fun and then dumbasses bringing their kids there. All |
| 0:54.0 | those memes are all gone. Sadness. All the guys in G-strings. All the blowing out beans. |
| 0:58.3 | All the fucking seven year old kids. All the blowing out B-holes. It's going to miss that. |
| 1:02.0 | So Johnny, Johnny, uh, do we have any theme music for Guinness Book of Guinness records? Do we have |
| 1:07.7 | any? We don't have a theme music? No, we don't. We didn't. We didn't. Because I have a huge announcement. |
| 1:12.4 | You were back. I have yet. I have yet again set a new Guinness book of Guinness records. |
| 1:19.3 | If you need a reminder for his Guinness book of world records, he called it Guinness records last |
| 1:24.0 | time. Sam Tripoli, suppose that he might have had the tallest weed in the world. Yeah. |
| 1:30.9 | Man, that's a long show's been going that we had the tallest weed. Yeah. Let me see if I can. |
| 1:36.0 | It was so tall. You remember that? Sure. I did a great thumbnail for that. |
| 1:39.2 | And if I'm not mistaken, let me see if I can just pull that up. What, what episode was that? |
| 1:44.8 | That had to be early, early on. Five, six. Yeah. One of the early, uh, seven. |
| 1:50.4 | Okay. Okay. Episode seven was last time I got into the Guinness Book of Guinness records. |
| 1:54.8 | YouTube broken. Okay. Guinness. Okay. You ready? Like, that's just, I don't think it's that hard, |
| 2:01.7 | actually. I think if you pay somebody, you can figure out a way to get that. You just have to pay |
| 2:05.1 | it a guy. That one's so bad. I just want to get it. Yeah. Like, I'll tell it. I'm gonna find |
| 2:09.2 | something dumb enough that is actually doing that. You can do it. Guinness Book of Guinness records. |
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