Oh good day you gandy dandies. Wrap your lips around the podcast punnet. And say to

it, you're aching tongues with the soothing brat. What's the crack? You're bald by his

and girls. How are you getting on? I've got a special podcast for you this week because it

contains an interview with none other than Hollywood actor, Kiley Ann Murphy. And I know I made

a promise before that I wasn't going to have like live podcast interviews as part of the

regular Wednesday podcast, but this doesn't count because it wasn't recorded in front

of a live audience. It was recorded in a living room. So it maintains sufficient fidelity

to qualify as a podcast hug. And Kiley Ann Murphy has got a very soothing voice. He's got

a car clilt, a gravely car clilt. Also, I promised last week that this podcast will be

released on Monday morning. And it is not Monday morning. It's Wednesday morning. You haven't

gone mad. It's actually Wednesday morning. What happened is that I reneged on my promise,

but for good reason. I was visited in a dream by the author, Yachty Ahern, who was the patron

saying that this podcast. And he had two fists full of squirming minors and made eye contact

with me and urged me not to interfere with the podcast scheduling. He urged me that to

release a podcast on a Monday and that a Wednesday could create an environment of chaos that

would have set the balance of the podcast. So I didn't. You know, I was just like, right,

well, if that are or is visiting me in a dream, tell me this, then I better listen to him.

So you're getting the podcast on a Wednesday. And the universe, you know, the universe has

been returned to a level of balance. There's no potential chaos. But I'm sure there is

an alternative universe where this podcast was released on a Monday. And I'm sure that

universe is in order chaos or order chaos. All right. If this is your first time listening

to the blind by podcast, go back to the start. You absolute prick because we've developed

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