Today's poem was written by Daniel Day Lewis, who listens to this podcast and cassette

inside an awarkman, up a tree, in Wiclo.

Do your Juneau Pardewdi for the townsfolk, do it in the car park, make sure everyone can

see.

Let the Juneau Pardewdi stricle down your chest, until it makes your ankles taste bitter.

Do it for the Juneau Pardewdi, it's your trial.

They want to wash themselves in your innocence.

The costored judge watches you from a nearby window, bending your sentence with a length

of copper pipe.

Will you escape his dreamy guillotine?

Welcome to podcast number 30, you bejeweled shoemakers.

How the fuck are you getting on?

Party fucking podcasts, y'art, the fuck.

Very happy to be out podcast number 30.

And you know what I stopped saying after about, I think it was podcast 16, but we've been

number one in the charts, the podcast charts for 30 weeks.

May not have been number one every single day of the week, but this podcast has been number

one in the podcast charts at some stage, every fucking week for 30 weeks.

So fair play to us, you bastards.

So on last week's podcast, we had Hollywood actor, Kelly and Murphy chatting with me about

repealing the A.D. amendment and I was urging young lads to go out and register to vote

so that you can vote to repeal the A.D. amendment.

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