I'm Christopher Titus and this is the No Politics Week on the Armageddon update.

The end of the world, oh it's going to happen one day and they say that only cockroaches and Chuck Norris will survive.

But I would like to add another name to that list.

Bruce Springsteen, who at 72 years old, hasn't retired, he hasn't gone to to rehab he hasn't broken up the band he hasn't

had numerous kids with countless waitresses now the son of a bitch is on tour and

kicking ass across the world.

What is wrong with you, Springsteen?

My God, I mean listen, it's the music business.

If they haven't found you with an addiction and a hooker is that really rock and roll?

Listen Bruce I feel bad enough about myself but now I got to watch a 72 year old man blowing the roof off arenas while at the same time raising money for food banks and still putting out music that means something

God damn half of your band could fill a retirement home,

yet they still rock harder than any band in the last 30 years.

You got two guitarists whose birth certificates need to be carbonated.

Yet Nils Lofgren still shreds as hard as prince.

Yeah, that's right, I said it.

Let's go down the history of this American icon and why he's a pain than the ass because he takes

away all your excuses to be lazy and be a hump scrolling Tik-Tock. He sold 140 million records, 20 Grammy Awards, two Golden Globes, an Academy Award and a Tony Award.

He's in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the Grabley Voice Hall of Fame.

He was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom

by President Barack Obama in 2016.

And I think that was for a podcast.

And the National Medal of arts by President Joe Biden in

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