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🗓️ 2 May 2024
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. The Supremes, the nine people who decide the biggest cases in this free and democratic society. |
0:14.0 | Sorry, look, this last week the Supreme Court heard a case on immunity for the crimiest president in American history. |
0:26.0 | And some of these new trainee paper hat wearing judges seem to lean toward the president |
0:31.4 | who actually leans, because kitten heels will make you do that. |
0:35.0 | That's right Justice Beer Goggles and Justice God goggles and Uncle Thomas all seemed |
0:39.8 | to lean towards the idea that the president should have some immunity on crime. |
0:46.2 | Sweet Potato Hitler thinks president should have pure immunity based on the idea that |
0:50.9 | if you're the president, you have to commit crimes we all do it |
0:54.8 | Justice Samuel Sammy the grift Alito said if an incumbent who loses a very |
1:00.3 | close hotly contested election but but but let me stop you right there, Samo. |
1:04.6 | The incumbent you're speaking of lost the election by 7.8 million votes. |
1:08.8 | It wasn't hotly contested. |
1:10.9 | I'll give you that yes. |
1:12.1 | This whiny bitch of a lying fat man who can't face is a six-time bankrupt loser who lost twice is a loser who lost I'll give you that a leader then continued that president knows that a real possibility after leaving |
1:25.6 | office is not that the president is going to be able to go off into some |
1:29.5 | peaceful retirement but that the president may be criminally prosecuted by a bitter political |
1:37.0 | opponents. Pump the brakes again, Sammy Ali Toto. The guy you are yoga twisting the Constitution to protect is the guy who said he would take vengeance on his political opponents. He said he's the vengeance. |
1:52.0 | Trump, this guy, said he would throw his opponents in jail. Do you hear yourself crazy town? |
1:56.7 | He then continued, |
1:58.7 | Will that not lead us into a cycle that destabilizes the functioning of our country as a democracy. |
2:05.0 | Samarouski. Were you visiting Narnia during January 6th? What you just described |
2:11.6 | Trump has already tried to do but I'll give it to you. Let's |
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