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100% Eat

Burger King Wraps: The Face Jam Finale

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

53.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

In the final episode of Face Jam, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Wraps so you know if they're worth eating. But what's this? From the ashes rises a phoenix. 100% EAT lives. Our Heroes are continuing the Face Jam legacy under a new banner, completely independent and they're doing it FOR YOU! You can support 100% Eat as they launch their direct support avenue (we don't think we're allowed to talk in all detail about it yet) THIS SATURDAY. Are you 100% in? Follow @100percenteat on twitter and instagram but if you're already following @facejampod we probably already changed them over. A new look, a new name, but our same Heroes.

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0:00.0

Hey you bitch it's over. Welcome to the last face jam. The show where we tried to try every new fast food creation

0:09.0

to let you know if you needed it. You probably did need it, but you probably didn't do it.

0:13.0

Because a lot of people go, I don't even have that where I live.

0:16.0

It was never about the food, you idiot.

0:18.0

I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host,'s yours Jordan how are you for one last time do you think there are people who tried to get everything that we reviewed on the show I know there are do you think they succeeded I bet I think for the people that I know for a fact we're trying because there's people who remember

0:37.9

that they had like spreadsheets of like our scores and their scores to try to really.

0:41.7

Their own. They I guarantee you, could have got every single one if they wanted to,

0:46.5

because seeing how far they'd already gone, the only thing that I wonder is like,

0:50.9

did they lose interest at some point?

0:52.8

Yeah. Were they like, I fucking hate the show.

0:54.6

Yeah.

0:55.6

You know what I mean?

0:56.6

Yeah, they were like, this isn't even about the food.

0:58.6

I don't think, wait a second.

1:00.2

I don't think anyone that committed tried and failed right you know what I mean?

1:07.0

They probably threw in the towel and there's like you know what I realized I hate them.

1:10.0

I hate those people. You know what I realized?

1:13.0

This is point.

1:14.0

This show sucks and they suck and I'm doing more work than they are.

1:17.0

What the fuck?

1:18.0

They were eating all of the food that we were eating and they just kept going,

1:20.0

why the fuck am I doing this?

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