100% Eat

Our Heroes don't have a Ride Along this week so in its place we have an Eat Along for you. Grab some DQ and have lunch with the gang. Even Graysie is here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Our Heroes had the deck stacked against them. They said it couldn't be done. We FINALLY go to the Boysenberry Fest at Knott's Berry farm and taste test the whole. damn. thing. In this episode, we'll break down how the day went, what we ate, our impressions of the overall festival, and the struggles to finally make this trip happen. A JAM PACKED ep for you, the bugs. Thank you for your support over the last year. This trip was because of you. This week we will also have a jumbo sized episode of the Michael, Jordan Podcast over on Patreon.com/100percenteat on Friday then a HUGE taste test video right here on YouTube on Saturday. GRAB YOUR BOYSENBERRY SHIRT! https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

Nick is helping! What's Black Bag about anyway? Join Our Heroes on the whole ride and pickup and reordering and waiting and getting and trying of the Starbucks Spring Menu. We think we got it all right but it's mostly wrong! Fun! DUDE lets go visit Rooster Teeth! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

Putting aside the oil coffee disaster that was our previous Starbucks venture, Our Heroes BRAVELY return to this java shop to try their new Spring Menu. Starbucks has been hitting the skids as of late and they're hoping you'll stick around for free refills and stealable ceramic mugs. Should you bother grabbing a matcha drink from this place or does the lavendar coffee hit the spot. Either way, don't bother trying to order both food things because you ain't gettin em. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent. Also sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

Our Heroes have a drive back to the studio and they're full of hot honey but not pizza. They don't have that. Stop asking. Nick continues to not beat the allegations and we are NOT on steroids. But what if we were? Grab an insanely caffeinated soda and toss your cheezit key into the bowl. This Ride Along is great. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

Our Heroes head out to try Red Robin's NEW Mike's Hot Honey Chicke- wait. Didn't KFC just do this? Like literally just this? What is going on? Why is Hot Honey back and why is Mike specifically the bringer of it? Weird. But not as weird as Nick right at the top of this episode. He really sets the tempo for this one. Whoa. This goes in so many directions and you're not gonna see it coming. wink wink. Listen to the episode, you'll get it. Leave a comment after you get it. Oh right, the food. We ate it but not all of it. Enjoy! Sponsored by ShadyRays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

Our Heroes are enjoying a nice day outside and Eric is inside with Pajama Pants People waiting for food. Don't worry, our order is up next. Wait, oh its a different one. So what about our food? Uhhhh we gotta review this food, there's no way they lost it. Is your name on it? Is your name on it? But is your name on it? Where's your name on it??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Were these gone? Or are these new? Did we have this? Our Heroes lack object permanence so they go back to Little Caesar's to try the new bacon and cheese crazy puffs. They almost didn't. The order was lost. Or was it? Was your name on it? Terribly important questions that cause so many fights it'll make your head spin. Nick is ON ONE here. Dark Empath is carving a new future. Wait we didn't get to how we almost didn't get the food! Wai- Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod And if you want good, head over to https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

Our Heroes are on a long ride home from the B Dubs after hearing this guy make a bathroom phone call. Enjoy this insane car ride featuring cars that don't know where they're going and Nick talking about feet again. Come on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent. Also sponsored by Pretty Litter. Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Grab a shirt hurry hurry https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over. Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod STOP GETTING THE 6 CHEESE WISCONSIN AND GET A SHIRT INSTEAD https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025

Grasp this one with 2 hands, it's a burrito size Ride Along. Did Michael phone in the episode? Or is he incredible? A lot of anime talk in this one and Eric doesn't quite follow. We should remake 100% Eat as CG, right? Texas Pete is GONE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the workers don't know if they can keep up with the demand (just us ordering 12 burritos at once.) Also don't worry, they didn't have the shake, or they did and Nick wouldn't tell us? WHERE'S THE PICOS PETE?????? So much is happening so dive into this week's episode. And don't forget that we're live TODAY at 4pm CT on discord for the Taco Bell Live Mas livestream. Join at Patreon.com/100percenteat now! 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent. Also sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about hot chocolate & cheezits, wet crackers, oreo consumption, and being swayed by a food explorer. If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2025

Stop calling it Game F A Qs. Our Heroes have a rainy drive back from Panera and Nick gets chips. A lot of argument about an apple and roommate talk. Prepare yourself for Nick's stories because they're wild. Abandonment abound. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in, steal a drink, and find out if Joey Wheeler is the Eric of the group? Panera Community Cafe says its fine. Sssocial sssecurity sssnakes beware, the monkey is in for a scare. Is Michael zesty? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Also sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about cookie sucking, saltine mayo, coffee cheese, plus MORE! If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday. Our next livestream will be Tuesday March 4th @ 4pm CT where we watch the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream YOU! Join the discord! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 February 2025

Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Also Sponsored by Pretty Litter. Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Check out our merch https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2025

Our Heroes run into the angry guy at Subway again but his space cadet friend wasn't there so at least there's a benefit. We didn't get the dippers, sorry Nick, and we also don't film under the bathroom door (also sorry Nick.) Ordering was a whole debacle and we make friends on the road. Slap some stickers on your van and pound pavement. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to Subway to get ANOTHER footlong cookie but this time its Oreo. What are the Monkey Macros on this thing? Ready to learn about Subway and subway? What's the plan, Ted? FRWBYS forever. FOOD COURT RETURNS Monday February 17th at 6pm CT on our discord. Join at patreon.com/100percenteat Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod Also sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent And you can grab a shirt or hat now at https://100percenteat.store/ because maybe some news coming soon on this. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

It's a long drive in the rain and Our Heroes are talking all over the place. Car episodes, Costco is getting Coke, why everything moved out of Austin, ordering lightbulbs, Mark Walhberg AI, and so much more. WHY WON'T NICK TAKE STEROIDS???? Find out in this Ride Along. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet. 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Would you want to be a part of the 100% Street Team? Let us know and check out https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025

The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from asking for more and more and what did we get and what about fries? Should we even be saying Sweet Chili? Learn about a bakers dozen, blue sneeze vs blue cheese, and the Taco Pass video. We have a lot of new stuff coming down the pipe so be sure to subscribe our youtube channel. Also grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2025

Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025

Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never been and there's only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don't worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else's food and he's got some donut holes for a job well done. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Also Sponsored by Pretty Litter. Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Grab a hat to cover up that dome at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2025

Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys and treats. Who sent that Pluffle by the way? Thanks! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2025

Our Heroes found out that local diner chain Kerbey Lane is doing a pretzel so they called in local pretzel expert Graysie to get to the bottom of this. This once 24 hour diner has expanded and cut hours but their seasonal menu usually comes up with some surprising inclusions. Is this pretzel worth your time? What's with the meats? Did you want the last bite? Too slow, idiot. We think Graysie ate most of the pretzel. #sponsored Control Body Odor ANYWHERE mandopodcast.com and use code EAT to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s 40% off) #mandopod And grab a Cinnamon Lives shirt over at https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2025

Our Heroes are headed to Taco Bell to place their order in person with big Taco Bell ipads but what are they ordering exactly? Nick will tell you and you will listen to him and that's what we're getting. Nobody lives at the office. Don't worry about that part. This is a looooooong one because we're waiting for our food. Everything is discussed and there's just a lot of hanging out. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2025

Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item, they can't all be hits, right? Are these? They were also out of one of the sauces so Michael makes them pay Monkey Style, Jordan has a terrible graphics card, and everyone listens to Nick? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store. Join the Patreon and jump on discord to watchalong with Jordan, Nick, and Michael the Texas vs Ohio State Cotton Bowl Classic Game this Friday at 6:30pm CT. What? Yes this is real. Go to patreon.com/100percenteat for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2025

These sour gummies bum Eric out and Our Heroes discuss Kraven the Hunter. Nick's shooting in .5x so it's hard to see if he's leaning in or out, either way Big Ray like Kraven. This ones also got some home improvement tips for you if you need LED lights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2025

Our Heroes, for the first time, go to a California staple: In N Out. This burger stand isn't available everywhere and doesn't do limited time food but we've got to eat it before the year ends to let you know if you need it. Who is allowed to use the bathroom? Why is this place compared to Whataburger all the time? Who writes Yelp reviews for Wait n Line or Trapped n Line??? Come find out what a hamburgers all about. And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2024

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a satisfying meal at Nando's. Here's a cheeky drive where they talk Indiana Jones, feet, Nick gasping, the weight of the OneWheel, the office lights, and the glade explosion. When we drinkin the Sonic Soda?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2024

Our Heroes are on a cheeky Nando's trip for the first time ever. This British staple just opened doors in Austin and we find out if you should make the trip to it. Are you a sauce monster like Nick grabs nearly every sauce bottle he sees or do you take it the way it comes? Either way this place is self serve and no one is really gonna help you so figure it out. Will this go down as one of the best or worst places in 100% Eat history. And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store/ now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2024

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a successful(?) trip to IHOP. No one got robbed so Nick couldn't bob but we did eat a lot of cookie butter which is just as good for a screaming monkey. We had the waitress's favorite and she might have tried more, either way Eric lied to her and he's a content stealer. And he's a jay walker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2024

Our Heroes raid the tomb of IHOP for the new stuffed french toast menu. It's sponsored by Xbox. Sort of? We didn't really see that other than one little menu but okay sure, Xbox french toast. Either way, there's COOKIE BUTTER!!!! COOKIE BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! The monkey and our waitress go nuts for this stuff. But should you make a last crusade for this sugar bomb of a breakfast or is this whole meal a temple of doom? Grab a hat at https://100percenteat.store/ 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2024

This monkey is feral and has the sauce to prove it. In Ooo What’s That? your host, Nick Schwartz, stops listening to whatever else is going on to point out things he sees. Ooo Is that a Buca di Bepo he’s been to one time? Ooo Is that downtown? Ooo A billboard! Join this one man and his car captives as he just starts doing his own show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2024

First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes. Watch Michael scream about his painful tongue and drinking a lot of lactose. Go order the Wackadoo dozen now, come onnnnn four eyes. Get in first class and eat a burger. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Ho Ho Ho grab a shirt at 100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2024

Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan paramedic that may have clairvoyant abilities, forms a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures, if they can survive their threatening present. Madame Web is (currently) on Netflix so put it on and sync it up with the timer on screen and be sure to check us out on Patreon for our next livestream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 December 2024

Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree and how the changes in Graysie occurred. Jack Bauer whisper style distractions aside, Jordan appreciates the whole thing. Go back and watch last week's Michael, Jordan Podcast to get the full experience. Nick's a freeK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2024

Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind. It's triple dipper time but everyone gets wings. Enjoy this easy one and grab a marg yourself. Eat the pie. And grab some merch before the holidays https://100percenteat.store/ #sponsored Control Body Odor ANYWHERE mandopodcast.com and use code EAT to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s 40% off) #mandopod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2024

Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open these zots. Is this doing ASMR? Nick hates it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2024

Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out. Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2024

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about chili dipped cinnamon rolls, if soup is food, red wine and chocolate milk (wilk?) plus MORE! If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday. Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 November 2024

Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2024

Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Our next livestream for Patreon members will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Get on there at patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2024

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce, licking raw meat saucy fingers, and corn cob challenges. We've included the chat on screen so you can see the bald headed behavior you could be a part of if you're there live. If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2024

Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food. Check out this slop and grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2024