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🗓️ 27 April 2025
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0:00.0 | All right, Tim back here with you for a bonus segment. |
0:07.8 | I'm sure you guys heard about that penis-shaped rocket, |
0:11.9 | which contained all female passengers being shot into space. |
0:15.6 | Unfortunately, it came back. |
0:17.6 | I'm just kidding. |
0:18.7 | But the internet was filled with hate for some of the passengers. |
0:23.9 | Yeah, they're like famous people. Gail King, Katie Perry, she's really getting the brunt of internet scorn. |
0:30.7 | And at first I was like, come on, I bet you a lot of this is just misogyny. |
0:35.6 | You know, guys don't like to see women doing things. |
0:38.6 | But then I heard Katie Perry speak and I was like, got up. |
0:43.0 | I'm sure you guys all remember that movie Alien. |
0:45.1 | The tagline to it was, uh, in space, no one can hear you scream. |
0:48.8 | I so wish Katie Perry was ejected from that rocket into the void. |
1:02.7 | And there was just like a camera fixated on her as she's trying to scream, but nothing's coming out because there's no air, no oxygen, and then her head just explodes. |
1:13.6 | That would have been so great. You know, she went up into space. It was emotional for her, I guess. And that's not unusual. You know, William Shatner also took a ride to space. |
1:15.5 | I believe it was on a Jeff Bezos rocket. |
1:18.2 | He had a lot to say, too, but he wasn't nearly as annoying. |
1:20.1 | Like, what he said made sense. |
1:22.2 | And, you know, he wrote a bunch about it. |
1:23.7 | It was beautifully written, right? You know, one of the quotes is the contrast between the vicious coldness of space and the |
1:28.4 | warm nurturing of earth below filled me with overwhelming sadness. Every day we're confronted |
1:33.7 | with the knowledge of further destruction of Earth at our hands. You know, these are the things |
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