This is Frank Skinnah. This is Absolute Radio.

Hello, this is Frank Skinnah on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran. We're

not live. I've got a good to tell you that. So don't text the show. You should be wasting

your money and I don't want anyone to do that in the current climber. But you can follow

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Radio website. And if we don't get to you direct, which we might do, we will get to you

retrospectively, which in a way you've had time to marinate. I think it makes your communication

even richer in many ways. Hello, Alan and Emily. Hello. Hello, Chaps. Just I should tell

our readers. Obviously I can't see Alan and Emily. We're eating our own lockdown situations,

but it's always lovely to hear their voices, I must say. I've been, I've really now fully

embraced lockdown and all its manifestations, I must say. This week I had my first lockdown

haircut. Excellent. Which was, I sent off for some hair clippers. Oh, you were concerned

last week that they weren't charging if I remember right? Yes. Well, what a fool I was.

Because what I found out was as soon as I pulled out the charging plug, they worked, but

they wouldn't let me start with the charger in. Who knew? Oh, they've got a safety system

like Lordmower. Yeah, you can't start with the charger in. This is my area. I think

King Arthur's stable boy. Right. At once. Yes. Yes. Well, I'm glad it's not your

hair. Let's keep your area out of this as far as as far as clippers. No, no clippers

in the whole. No. I so I the first touch of the hair clippers to the hair is really

quite a moment because obviously if you take it like a square inch because I had them

right down to three. I thought if I'm going to, yeah, I wanted some scalp. Skinhead is

going to get heaps exactly. So you're quite full on aren't you? Like, I remember you

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