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So, all is not lost. Good morning, Emily and Alan. Morning. Good morning.

How goes it? Oh, okay, sorry. I just heard that you've ever greeted us by saying, how

goes it before? It sounds a bit prisoner-like. I like it. I've just started talking. So, I

do what I've started saying. I slightly ironically. But I just heard it in a film recently

and I thought, oh, yeah, I've got to use to love it when people said that. So, I've started

saying, well, I've heard of blah, blah, blah. But this is ridiculous. Oh, no, no. Oh, I've

really warmed to that. That sounds good for me. I've heard of viruses, but this is ridiculous.

It's catching on. Yeah, well, it's catching on with me. Exactly. My mother-in-law, as I like

to call her, sent us a video of friends of the show. They're still called videos if they're

on smartphones and they call smartphones. Yeah, I think that. What do you think, Alan?

It's called videos. Yeah. So, she sent me a video filmed on the E-Day, which was not the

E-Day, the 75th anniversary. She didn't send me a video for the E-Day. That's going to say

it. It's ridiculous. I mean, I know. It's 43. I know the diodes are on the camera.

It's 43. I know the diodes are on the camera. Exactly. And it's the red arrows flying

over a house, making a 75 in the sky because it was the 75th anniversary of the E-Day yesterday.

And I was looking at them and I got to be, look, I don't want to grass. I don't want to

grass up the red arrows. But I don't think they were flying any further apart than they usually

do. That's true. So, I think the red arrows are not observing social distance. Oh, I see.

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