This is Frank Skinner. This is Absolute Radio.

Hello, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran. Are we

not live? I know we sound live, but we aren't, so do not text the show, but you can follow

us at Frank on the radio on Twitter and Instagram. Or you can email us via the Absolute Radio

website, just like the old days. Hello. Hi. Hello. I can't see Alan or Emily and they

can't see me or each other. So we're reaching out our individual lockings, but it's still

lovely to hear your warm voices. I thought you were going to ask us what we were wearing

then. No, no, no, no, I don't care. The risk of sounding creepy, I would quite like

to know what you're wearing, Frank and Alan. Well, okay, I'm wearing a very tattered pair

of shorts in a camouflage pattern. And I'm wearing a white t-shirt that has images of

the 10th, 11th and 12th doctor from Doctor Who on them. Thanks for asking. I've got on

exactly the same. Have you, that is what's the chances? I mean, the same. I mean, get out.

I mean, it's a nice shirt. Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you

frothing? Is that a medical bat? Oh, it's his. Sorry, sorry, what are you really wearing?

I took some shorts. I have some, some almost like little pop socks, ankle socks on because

it was cold down in my cellar when I came down here. I was cold in the cellar and I was

denying that. The cellar. And a risk of fashion victim status. I also popped on a fleece

as I came down here because it's not like that. You're not at any risk of that. It's like

working with a television engineer. Does it say something like birds of a feather on the

neck? It's off my mind. It's off my mind. It's off my mind. It's off my mind. It's off

on the vicar of Dibby. I find it. Yes. It's a cruise. It's a cruise. What's it? Both of

you have cracked out the shorts. Quite so. I love you. Look, I've got, I've been around

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