Hello internet. Welcome to Nuggets theory, where only those most deserving of Nuggets wisdom are permitted to watch.

All others will feel the rest of the Mottie Sory Nuggets.

Who are you?

What are you doing in my recording closet?

Nugget will not forget this.

Nugget away. I'm going to Hello internet.

Welcome to Game Theory, the show that teaches you high school math by offing a school full of kindergartners.

But Matpat, I hear you saying, I've never even heard of a game like that.

Do you mean you're doing another episode on Haunted Animatronics? And to that I say no, not today.

Probably two episodes from now. No, today we're not killing kids in a haunted pizza restaurant. We're killing them on a family-friendly playground.

Truly, game theory is expanding its horizons.

Loyal theorists, welcome to the world of kindergarten.

One of the best games of 2017 and hands down one of my favorite games we have ever covered on GT live.

To give you context though, kindergarten is the ultimate replayable child murder masterpiece of our time.

An 8-bit life is strange where you relive the same Monday over and over and over again, attempting to figure out the right series of events to complete each character's storyline.

Are you going to try to be the best boyfriend ever to popular girl Cindy by dumping a bucket of blood on another classmate's head?

Will you fall victim to Mr. Sweetie as the janitor tries to dispose of

suspicious-looking bags in the bathroom?

Or are you going to unravel the mystery behind your fellow classmate Billy's disappearance?

Nugget Mrs. Billy.

And then there's Nuggett.

It's me.

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