Ah, the ocean, a beautiful blue crystal on this cuboidal planet, We Galho, home to sea creatures launch in smoke.

The majestic squid, the playful dolphin.

The re-born soles of the dead,

waiting to drag it to your watery quirk!

All today on Game Theory. Danny. Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory where today we're engaging in a very mature

13-plus critical analysis of a fun for all-ages game, Minecraft.

Does that cover me?

Not gonna get hit by any FTC finds, right?

Here, let me throw on some big words just in case.

Entrepreneurship, anti-disestablishmentarianism,

defenestration, rampant consumerism.

Today we're getting our little mermaid on and going down where it's wetter, down where it's better, under the sea.

In Minecraft, the underwater biomes just don't seem to get enough love.

Sure, everyone is always excited to make songs dedicated to the fiery death plains of the

nether or to discuss the otherworldly void of the end, but the watery depths of the overworld

offer just as many breathtaking

sight, unusual creatures and head-scratching mysteries, and yet no one really seems to care.

It's kind of like art imitating life, because here in real life we're so focused on space exploration that most of our undersea biomes here on Earth have gone completely unexplored.

I think we've only seen like 5% of them.

So today I'm going to change that. Not the 5% thing. Heck no, that water is cold.

No, I'm just gonna sit on my butt and talk about oceans in a video game for about 18 minutes.

What's the deal with the Guardians and the Elder Guardians?

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