Can You Don't? | 30 Tokens. Hong Kong Hank. Gnomes. Holding Ham.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

There's nothing quite like taking the family out to dinner and the booth next to you is funneling margaritas into their assholes. Let's talk about that, trying to fly a kite at midnight in perfectly calm conditions, what the heck is with Montana and all their casino combo businesses, needing tokens from the government to watch porn, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/lVF925fJdg4

Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com

FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:

Can You Don't?

PO Box 1062

Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	30 tokens, Hong Kong Hank, Nomes, Holding Ham. I have either one of you gotten into cock rings yet no curious but haven't
0:29.2	but haven't exact that's a good way to put a curious for them. Yeah, I just wondered about that episode 110
0:37.4	Of can you don't one? You got nothing to know just wondering. I've just wondering I've just been trying to get you guys into do. Do you have one? Yeah I got a bunch of them.
0:44.5	Show me. Show what? A cock ring like I carried around? No, when it shows over.
0:50.1	It's a cock ring. It's a ring. Does it vibrate or is it just squeeze? It's not cockpry. It's a ring.
0:53.0	Does it vibrate or is it just squeeze?
0:55.0	It's not that fancy. It squeezes that dick, makes it look nice and juicy.
0:58.0	Throby.
0:59.0	Swish you get next time we'll put around our little goose here.
1:02.0	A little necklace.
1:03.4	We could have I'll send you guys home with some.
1:05.4	Yeah.
1:06.4	Do you have any unused ones?
1:07.4	Yeah, probably so.
1:08.4	I probably wouldn't even fit.
1:09.4	It would just fall off.
1:11.4	Oh, jeez, jeez, Louise.
1:14.0	Do you have to go into a place to get like a ring, your wedding ring?
1:17.0	Can you imagine going into Adam and Eve?
1:19.0	Yeah.
1:20.0	You're like, hi, like to get sized for a cock ring?
1:22.0	He's like, let me take a peek here and they put their glasses on like the
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -204 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.