Can You Don't? | Cherry Pie. Disney. Russia. Dick Bangs.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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We all gotta go someday... but if you were able to choose how you die I highly doubt it would involve chickens pecking food out of your mouth. Let's talk about that, going a little crazy over a bird trying to eat your daughter's French fries, getting a used diaper off Amazon, Bryan again bragging about how good he would be at sucking dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Cherry Pie, Disney, Russia, Dick Bangs. Big news! |
| 0:13.0 | Oh! |
| 0:14.0 | Oh! |
| 0:15.0 | Oh! Oh! |
| 0:17.0 | Oh! |
| 0:18.0 | Big |
| 0:17.0 | Oh! Big News! |
| 0:23.0 | Oh, I didn't get, no, I didn't get dizzy today, standing up. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, because you're, because of my concussion. |
| 0:33.0 | So, you got a little cheer and a little blow thing in there. |
| 0:37.0 | A little blow thing? A little blow thing. |
| 0:39.0 | Is that one more for the road? |
| 0:40.0 | Blow. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh. There it is. |
| 0:43.3 | Hey. |
| 0:44.3 | First one was kind of quiet. |
| 0:45.2 | I thought maybe you missed it. |
| 0:47.6 | I flipped it. |
| 0:48.6 | So are you normal now or? |
| 0:50.0 | No, I don't know. |
| 0:51.2 | Still get random soreness and my nose still |
| 0:54.0 | fucking hurts. I wonder if I like fractured it or something. You see that kid that |
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