Can You Don't? | 5 Yards. Garage. Star. HJ Potato.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered, air cannon isn't going to be the quietest option available. Let's talk about that, an elderly neighbor planning on throwing a Goddamn rager, how much is light is too much light in your garage, discovering that mummy bodies actually smell "pretty good" after all, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Five yards, Garage, Star, H.J. Potato. |
| 0:05.0 | For one of those days where the base feels like it's hit a little bit harder. |
| 0:25.2 | Yeah, it's, it is kind of harsh. |
| 0:27.8 | Well, with that hat you're wearing, too, it kind of keeps the sound, |
| 0:32.3 | traps it under the brim. |
| 0:34.8 | I can't tell if you look like an old woman in a garden. |
| 0:38.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.5 | Or like a beekeeper or. |
| 0:40.6 | Or Raiden's brother. |
| 0:42.6 | Gaden. |
| 0:43.1 | Yeah, Gaden. |
| 0:44.7 | He's not nearly as scary. |
| 0:46.8 | He shoots. |
| 0:47.6 | If you shut up to fighting, this is the guy you were fighting. |
| 0:50.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.5 | You'd be like, fucking who's next? |
| 0:52.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.3 | Like, do you mind if I just take it easy this around? |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah, |
| 0:56.3 | you can save some of your, |
| 0:57.5 | uh, |
| 0:58.0 | yeah, |
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