Can You Don't? | Double Yellow. Fleece Blanket. Sticker. Crematorium.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row so everyone has to overlook the executions. Yikes. Let's talk about that, a couple's dispute about aggressive road rage, a completely tone-deaf commercial about helping homeless children, an insurance company getting double screwed by screwing over a college kid, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Double Yellow. Fleece Blanket. Sticker. Crematorium. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh man. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm a little bit sick. |
| 0:27.7 | Oh, I was sick last week? |
| 0:30.1 | Last week you were throwing up. |
| 0:31.3 | That's right. |
| 0:32.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.4 | Right in the middle of the show. |
| 0:35.7 | So if you get a lot of that today, listen, I'm sorry. |
| 0:39.9 | But what am I supposed to do, not cough? |
| 0:42.5 | Oh, I think you say what I'm supposed to do, not come? |
| 0:44.4 | No, what I'm supposed to do? |
| 0:45.3 | Not come? |
| 0:46.6 | No, but if, uh... |
| 0:47.5 | While I'm coughing? |
| 0:48.3 | You get some coughing today, I apologize. |
| 0:51.4 | It's too right in the camera. |
| 0:52.4 | That's what they like. |
| 0:53.7 | Oh, I get it. |
| 0:54.4 | Or, sorry. |
| 0:55.3 | Microphone. |
| 0:55.9 | Microphone. |
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