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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Who hasn't done some drunk shopping on Amazon, amirite? But have you ever accidentally spent $25,000 when you thought you were spending $250? Let's talk about that, a town that uses rollercoasters in place of public transportation, getting blasted in a Walmart parking lot drinking wine out of a Pringles can, getting billed by the ambulance that hit you while you were riding your bike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Hey podcast listeners, have you heard, you can listen to your favorite podcasts ad-free?
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0:28.5	episodes without the ads.
0:32.3	Ambulance, beach boys,
0:34.6	Slackline, baked potato.
0:52.8	Music Beach Boys, Slackline, Baked Potato. Episode 127, guys.
0:55.0	I have something that I'm gonna be doing soon that I'd like to share with you.
1:00.0	Oh, not another hot air balloon.
1:02.0	That would never risk my life twice.
1:05.0	Okay. Like that? Like a coin flip? No.
1:08.0	People need me, Brian. I got kids. The hell we gonna do it at you. But I'm sure
1:13.3	someone's done this before, but I'm, Cassie and I, we have a fake tree in the living room.
1:19.2	Christmas tree? No. This is just like a fake plant tree. You know, one of those fellers.
1:23.7	Filling in some space and looking nice. We're gonna plant it in the yard.
1:28.0	Wait, it's fake though. Mm-hmm to plant it in the yard. Wait, it's fake, though.
1:29.8	So it'll never grow, and it'll just be in the yard.
1:35.1	Are you trolling your neighbors and the squirrels?
1:37.1	It'll just never grow, and nothing will ever happen, and will never lose its leaves.
1:42.5	That'll be weird, right in the middle of winter and it's just full blue.
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