Can You Don't? | Stump. Wheelchair. Guilt. Type of Cheese.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2024
⏱️ 86 minutes
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If there's ever a perfect time to unintentionally blast the podcast out of your car door for a random polygamist woman to hear... it's when Bryan is screaming about having to finger little kid buttholes. Let's talk about that, accidentally killing your fiancé's brother, getting trapped in your basement because you're old, what crazy shit would you do for $10,000, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Stump, wheelchair, guilt, type of cheese. |
| 0:23.3 | Sergeant Slaughter on a birdhouse I'm more excited than Sergeant Slaughter on a birdhouse |
| 0:26.4 | Look how he is completely spread out |
| 0:28.5 | Yeah |
| 0:28.8 | He's he's spread eagle |
| 0:31.1 | He kind of looks like that yeah like that |
| 0:33.7 | Bald Eagle |
| 0:34.6 | That Chuck Norris commercial |
| 0:36.7 | Remember where he splits the semi |
| 0:38.8 | truck norris was it chuck norris or is van dam jesus sorry oh my my bad out the gate |
| 0:45.7 | with that mistake unbelievable episode 126 i mean chuck norris could have done it. He did it. He showed. |
| 0:55.3 | I thought Chuck Norris did do it. |
| 0:57.1 | I don't know. |
| 0:58.1 | I thought it was Van Dam. |
| 0:59.8 | I don't think John Van Dam's not as beloved as Chuck Norris. |
| 1:04.3 | Van Dam's whole thing, though, is the spread eagle, the splits. |
| 1:07.5 | You can't outdo Chuck Norris. |
| 1:09.4 | He's going to do the splits and then triple splits. |
| 1:11.7 | I was going to say, it seems like Van Dam was the stunt double because Chuck Norris |
| 1:17.5 | has already done it so many times. |
| 1:18.7 | Here it is right here. |
| 1:20.3 | I just had to make sure that it's Van Dam. |
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