Can You Don't? | Armrest. Jelly Bean. Propeller. Giant Shoe.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2024
⏱️ 88 minutes
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If you were sitting on a nearly million dollar insurance payout, would you venture out to your town's annual Christmas tree throwing contest in order to defend your title and risk getting publicly seen throwing a Goddamn Christmas tree? Let's talk about that, sucking spaghetti through a straw, one of the wildest renditions of a hotdog ever concocted, getting elbowed in the ribs by a kid on an airplane, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Armrest, Jelly Bean, Propeller, Giant Shoe. You know how I know this is the big show for you? |
| 0:24.0 | What? |
| 0:25.0 | You're stretching your arms before we got going. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:28.0 | Why you stretching those arms? |
| 0:29.0 | No, it's my back. |
| 0:30.0 | The back still fuck. |
| 0:31.0 | I was hoping you're gonna do like a, like a interpretive dance or something. |
| 0:34.6 | No, you're making fun of me for laying down in the last show. |
| 0:38.1 | That's because my back hurt, so I was trying to avoid it. |
| 0:40.5 | To be honest, you made fun of yourself by laying down in the chair. |
| 0:43.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.2 | Yeah, I didn't have to do much. |
| 0:45.2 | It's just... |
| 0:46.2 | Well, you called it out though. |
| 0:47.2 | Someone would have noticed. |
| 0:48.2 | That was pretty impressive though. |
| 0:50.2 | It was just like completely spelt it out, you had hands in your pockets, like you were still still to that you had hands in your pockets like you're just like I don't even know how you the microphone was just kind of there and you're like yeah that sounds good. |
| 1:01.0 | Good stuff, Joe. |
| 1:05.0 | He's a professional. |
| 1:07.0 | What, so like, the back, the point of the chair |
| 1:11.0 | I'm trying to dig into my that sore spot. |
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