Can You Don't? | Peacemaker. Foam Fingers. Ginger. Neck Brace.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2024
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Have you ever been just driving down the road and decided to throw an entire bag of fast food trash out the window? WHO DOES THAT?! Let's talk about that, incriminating yourself with oddly specific google searches, where the hell St. Patrick's Day came from, bowling with your literal balls out, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Piecemaker, foam fingers, ginger, neck brace. Why you wear a hat? |
| 0:24.0 | You're a different. |
| 0:26.0 | You think I don't normally wear hats? |
| 0:28.0 | Well, it's the first time you ever seen you wear hats? |
| 0:30.0 | Uh, yeah? |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, probably. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah. Well, one, I need a haircut. And the second one is I had a |
| 0:38.9 | fucking wild night last night. Did you? Yeah. First thing I did was get into bed. And the second thing I did was |
| 0:48.7 | when you got home. What time did you get home? Oh what time did I get in bed? I was home working, working all day. So I climbed into bed. |
| 0:57.0 | But I'm confused. |
| 0:58.0 | Climbed, I'm going to say probably around 9 o'clock. 9 p.m. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay. So I already off to a crazy fucking night. And then Cassie and I just for no reason stayed awake until 4 a.m. watching America says on the game show network. |
| 1:11.0 | And then I woke up at like seven or eight, |
| 1:14.0 | so I'm a little tired. |
| 1:15.0 | A little tired back. |
| 1:15.8 | I think I've ever seen America says. |
| 1:17.6 | Oh, it's a good one. |
| 1:19.0 | With their host, John Michael Higgins? |
| 1:21.6 | Let's see. Looks like a little elf. |
| 1:24.0 | Oh yeah, that guy. |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah. What's he from? |
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