Can You Don't? | Birds. Belly Button. Honeycomb. Biscuit Boot.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever been proper bird watching? Are you currently a bird watcher? Did you know that it's officially called birding? Did you also know you can piss the entire birding community off by accidentally capturing a rare bird when you were actually just trying to photograph a waterfall in Oregon? Let's talk about that, sexually biting your lip at the end of every conversation, tucking your kid's into bed while wearing a bee keeper suit, finding a lost song while watching an old-school porn video, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Birds, belly button, honeycomb, biscuit boot. How we're feeling Brian |
| 0:26.0 | Why it |
| 0:27.0 | episode 99 |
| 0:29.0 | Whoa |
| 0:30.0 | just I was trying to pick up smoking I was trying to take up like a big fresh air like a, |
| 0:36.0 | oh I'm ready to go within it. |
| 0:38.0 | Accidentally smoked a cigarette? |
| 0:39.0 | And the air's not as clear in here as I thought. It was kind of of it got thick real fast. There's |
| 0:44.3 | tree jiz outside everywhere. Oh that's what it is. Tree jiz? Yeah |
| 0:48.1 | tree seamen spooge and spoogeing just fucking getting in there. Yeah. |
| 0:51.9 | I'm thinking to take a nice freshy and you're sucking tree dick. |
| 0:55.0 | God, well you're fucking a bird house. |
| 0:58.0 | You know how it is. |
| 1:00.0 | I'd fuck a bird house. |
| 1:01.0 | Who wouldn't? |
| 1:02.0 | Episode 99, feels like't? Episode 99. |
| 1:03.2 | Fe Like the energy's good, happy about it. |
| 1:05.6 | 99 was a good year. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, it was. |
| 1:08.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.8 | Was I fucking doing pogs or carrying a yo-yo and a weather holster? |
| 1:12.1 | I just started driving that year. |
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