Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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There's a lot of situations one wouldn't want to be in when an earthquake randomly hits... but being in the middle of getting a vasectomy seems pretty high up that list. Let's talk about that, listening to people orgasm for science, low qualifications for being put in charge of potentially saving people's lives, lying about being pregnant in order to save a relationship, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Earthquake, flamethrower, bus, vegetation. 98 episodes. 98 degrees. |
| 0:24.0 | 98 degrees. |
| 0:25.0 | Oh man, I know. |
| 0:27.0 | I don't know why I just had like a panic moment. |
| 0:30.0 | It had nothing to do with 98 degrees, But it got me thinking about LFO |
| 0:34.0 | Mm. |
| 0:35.0 | For whatever reason, playing |
| 0:37.0 | Is that the I like girls that |
| 0:39.0 | where we had a crumbly and fish |
| 0:40.0 | And we just jammed that for an episode and then it just couldn't be released. It's the only one that didn't just, uh, so if you're not familiar with |
| 0:49.8 | YouTube, everybody out there listening, I guess I'll shine a little light. A lot of times, and we don't care, |
| 0:55.5 | you'll play a song and it says you can't monetize it. So you can't put ads on it and then you make money on it. |
| 1:01.9 | If you monetize it, they're going to get a cut |
| 1:04.1 | of whatever money it would have been, right? |
| 1:06.2 | For whatever reason with LFO, it just said no. |
| 1:09.8 | And he just, we couldn't even, |
| 1:11.2 | there's one video version missing out of all 98 |
| 1:14.4 | episodes and it's whatever one we played LFO on so apparently don't ever play that they're |
| 1:20.4 | strict yeah which and they like girls that wear Abercromine Fish, but fucking hate dudes that play their music on their podcast. You know what that makes sense. |
| 1:29.0 | Just a couple away from a hundred that's very exciting we got a lot of fun stuff |
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