Can You Don't? | Depression. Alabama. Harmonica. Haiku.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2024
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Let us walk you through an alternative universe... where you are doing back-alley deals with local sperm banks in order to fill a bucket full of semen so you can clean your butthole. We'll explain. Let's talk about that, some crazy sh*t going down in a Sonic parking lot, accidentally buying tickets to see Alabama when you meant to go see Alabama, a depressing village in Japan doing creepy stuff in order to not be sad, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Depression, Alabama, Harmonica, Haiku. |
| 0:05.0 | Is there anything more annoying than a key fob battery getting low |
| 0:24.9 | that's what i'm going through right now i remember what that's like oh yeah |
| 0:29.8 | no we have my wife i had to order that the whole thing yeah yeah i Yeah. I got Amazon got a... |
| 0:40.1 | There's such weird batteries. |
| 0:42.4 | Yep. |
| 0:42.8 | I got a tent pack coming. |
| 0:44.7 | So I'll be set on key fob batteries for the next couple lifetile. |
| 0:48.4 | I'll hand them down. |
| 0:49.3 | I'll be family heirloom. |
| 0:50.2 | You just can't, you can't buy just one. |
| 0:52.4 | No. |
| 0:52.7 | That's the thing that sucks. |
| 0:53.8 | It's like, I just need one. |
| 0:54.7 | And they're like, here's 40. |
| 0:55.9 | Here's 40 for you and your friends. |
| 0:58.0 | Christmas is coming up. |
| 0:58.7 | Yep. |
| 0:59.2 | Stalking stuffer. |
| 1:00.4 | Keyfub. |
| 1:01.3 | Keyfob bads. |
| 1:02.5 | Oh my God, dude. |
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