Can You Don't? | Finger. Antifreeze. Doug. Forearm.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2024
⏱️ 77 minutes
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It's hard to imagine surviving a fall from 100 feet, let alone surviving a fall from 650 feet into a volcano! Let's talk about that, a doctor that refuses to wear gloves while touching your junk, being locked into a gym membership for life, sticking your finger inside a mall Santa's butthole in order to make him talk, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:30.7 | Finger, anti-reeze, Doug, Forearm. Every now and again, and forget that you can clean glasses. |
| 0:55.0 | I just think that this is my world now. |
| 0:59.0 | Dude just all, just blurry and splotty. |
| 1:02.0 | I was like, oh, Brian's blurry to that. |
| 1:05.0 | That sounds like a hymn problem. |
| 1:07.0 | No, I just got to wipe it off your glasses. |
| 1:10.0 | Can you imagine if you were just like blurry? |
| 1:12.0 | It's you plus this now. What's going off the world out there |
| 1:16.1 | everything's blurry? You're like, did you fix your glasses? Oh shit. Oh shoot I can do that? They |
| 1:21.6 | never told me that. |
| 1:22.6 | What's with all the words out there getting blurry? |
| 1:24.6 | Huh? |
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