Can You Don't? | Disneyland. Lingerie. Clown. Fight Club.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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If you were a middle school student and your teacher was organizing a Fight Club in her classroom during school hours... would you be able to keep it a secret? Let's talk about that, pretending to choke so many times that when you're actually choking no one gives a hoot, men modeling lingerie in China because China is doing China things, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | I mean, at least 44 looks cooler than a 43. |
| 0:27.7 | It does. |
| 0:28.7 | We're looking number one, and it's really a Rodriguez number, so I think you're gonna have something on that. |
| 0:33.7 | What's your name? |
| 0:35.7 | Brian. |
| 0:36.7 | Brian. |
| 0:37.7 | We haven't done this in a long time. |
| 0:38.7 | You want to do it? |
| 0:39.7 | Yeah, I'm Joe. |
| 0:40.7 | Oh, and I'm Brian. |
| 0:41.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.7 | It's opposite day. |
| 0:43.7 | Yeah, we've already fucked it. |
| 0:44.7 | That's fine. |
| 0:45.7 | I thought you were going to press the amp button. |
| 0:46.7 | I was going to do it. |
| 0:47.7 | You leaned in, then you didn't do it. |
| 0:48.7 | I got scared. |
| 0:49.7 | I know if the music bed was going to be still going when it came to that time. |
| 0:50.7 | And when they do it in the 19 year, I'm like, oh, is that no working? |
| 0:52.7 | No, it's broken. |
| 0:54.7 | I'm really excited for today's show. |
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