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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Whoops. Natural Gas. Pasture. Tree Well.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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If you had to get a QR code tattooed above your genitals, what would it link people to when they scanned it? Let's talk about that, teaching a bird to be a total creep, being the talent scout for the St. Jude commercials, pulling a machete on a karaoke DJ for not letting you sing another song, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Woops, natural gas, pasture, tree well.

0:22.0

Episode 43!

0:23.0

Yeah, nothing cool about 43, except for this episode.

0:27.0

Right, we're on 43, right?

0:29.0

I think so.

0:30.0

One of those weird.

0:31.0

I'm like, I don't...

0:32.0

It's because 43 doesn't matter.

0:33.0

Remember when we talked about how you're going to be sad

0:35.0

if the Mariners lost to the Guardians in the series?

0:38.0

Yeah, I remember that.

0:40.0

Yeah.

0:41.0

Yeah.

0:42.0

Gotcha.

0:43.0

That's okay.

0:44.0

Mariners are good.

0:45.0

They're going to be totally fine.

0:46.0

It's just, we know.

0:47.0

If we ever meet up in the World Series...

0:50.0

Well, that's impossible because they're both in the American.

0:52.0

Oh, yeah, that's right.

0:53.0

If we have...

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