Can You Don't? | Doodle. Cougar. Whippets. Balls of Fire.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Is there anything worse than making a clever joke, someone doesn't get it, then you have to spend the next few minutes explaining why the joke was funny but now no one cares and everyone is sad? Let's talk about that, how many people are actually millionaires in the USA, the worst place to get caught while calling out sick from work, finding out that cougar meat taste pretty damn good, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Doodle, Cougar, Whippets, Balls of Fire. |
| 0:05.0 | I guess realized I look exactly the same as the last episode |
| 0:24.0 | Were you? |
| 0:25.5 | Oh, you were you were you wearing a blue shirt though |
| 0:29.1 | But the same same sweatshirt |
| 0:31.2 | And obviously the same face |
| 0:33.7 | Yeah look at you, you're wearing shoes all the way up and pants |
| 0:37.4 | You tied your shoes today? Yeah Don't have crocs or whatever the fuck you don't face. Yeah, look at you. You wearing shoes all the way up. And pants. |
| 0:38.7 | You tied your shoes today? |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.8 | Don't have crocs or whatever the fuck you normally wear? |
| 0:42.4 | What do you normally wear? |
| 0:43.0 | Velcro. |
| 0:43.6 | Velcro? |
| 0:47.3 | Yeah, they're usually like a Velcro or just a slip-on boot or something. |
| 0:49.7 | It's the first time I've ever seen you with shoelaces. |
| 0:51.0 | This is a big day. |
| 0:55.0 | It is a big day. It is a big day. Woo, Brian. Christmas is coming up. Nope, Christmas already happened. Episode, well, yeah, by the time this came out. |
| 0:58.0 | Happy New Year. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, happy New Year. |
| 1:00.0 | Episode 133. |
| 1:01.0 | What are we doing today? |
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