Can You Don't? | Money Lawn. Closet. Enema. Folding Socks.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
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How many porn searches does it take to make "enema" the top searched term for an entire state in 2024?! Let's talk about that, forgetting your child's big Christmas gift back home in the closet while on a family vacation, what the ugliest shark in the world would sound like if it could talk, time trialing the best way to fold socks, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Money Lawn, Closet, Enema, Folding Sox. |
| 0:23.0 | Well, hey you guys. |
| 0:24.7 | I feel like I haven't seen you in like a year. |
| 0:25.3 | I know. |
| 0:26.3 | I mean, it's for sure. I haven't seen you since last year. |
| 0:29.7 | Ah, yeah. |
| 0:31.7 | We recorded many weeks in advance, so we haven't seen each other for a while. |
| 0:35.6 | Plus, it's a new year. |
| 0:36.8 | There's just so much to celebrate. New's a new year, so. There's just |
| 0:37.5 | so much to celebrate. New year, new me. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, well, probably not. I showed up the exact |
| 0:41.4 | same way. Yeah, I'm still going to be a piece of shit |
| 0:43.3 | in 2025, but I'm really going to try and turn it around. |
| 0:46.8 | Episode 134, we're going to do our |
| 0:49.2 | Christmas cash giveaway. |
| 0:51.5 | Speaking of recording weeks in advance, we couldn't. It just, the timing didn't work out. |
| 0:55.3 | We had to wait for the contest to go all the way through Christmas. |
| 0:58.1 | Then we were gone, so we're going to be doing it on the show today. |
| 1:00.8 | Layoff! |
| 1:01.5 | Yeah! |
| 1:02.1 | If you want to sign up and support us on Patreon, it's very easy. |
| 1:06.2 | Head over to patreon.com slash can you don't podcast. |
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