Can You Don't? | Dumpster Lady. Commie Cows. Hat. Plastic Bags.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2024
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Have you ever been forced to pay for a service you never intended to get in the first place? Was that service giant balloon hats for you and your entire family? Let's talk about that, getting compacted in a garbage truck four times, being saved from your sinking car by a floating sauna, shoving your entire arm up a cow's ass and using it as a puppet to talk about communism, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Thumpster Lady, Kami Cows, Hat, Plastic Bags. Just a quick question before we get going. |
| 0:24.0 | Did you guys know that you can shave your ball sack with a butcher knife? |
| 0:29.0 | I mean you can do anything, but with bunch of knife should you yeah I just want you guys know you can do it did you do it |
| 0:38.3 | Welcome to episode 88 everybody good to be back Did you do that on... |
| 0:43.0 | I didn't think you're going to ask that. |
| 0:45.0 | How do you not ask that? |
| 0:47.0 | And I'll have to, you know, like some guys got to keep a secret. |
| 0:50.0 | Let me see your balls. |
| 0:51.0 | Okay. |
| 0:52.0 | I just... Listen, I'm not going to tell you if I did or not, but you can touch these balls. You tell me if I did that. |
| 0:57.0 | I don't, you tell me. You tell me if I got up in the morning and shaved my nuts with a |
| 1:01.7 | fucking butcher knife that was in the hotel room. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, I don't want a butcher knife anywhere near in the vicinity. |
| 1:08.4 | Anything for a laugh? |
| 1:09.8 | Am I right? |
| 1:11.1 | I guess. |
| 1:11.7 | We're going to talk about our vacations here in just a second. |
| 1:13.6 | Thanks to everyone who has signed up on Patreon that's how you get the bonus |
| 1:17.0 | content and on top of the bonus content we do have exclusive merch and we know we don't we know it's only available to people |
| 1:25.7 | that are part of the gaggle on patreon patron.com slash can you know podcast |
| 1:31.2 | you also find a link in the episode description but but I want to just show this because I love just the concept of it. Right now I'm typing in the password so no one look at my computer. Little Hunk Squad. |
| 1:41.0 | Yeah. Look at the Halk Squad. If you get in there close, look at the Hunk Squad. Yeah. Look at the Halk Squad. |
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