Can You Don't? | Refrigerator. Bullet Pants. Superglue. Dominatrix.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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What type of jobs could you realistically have if all your fingers were superglued together on each hand? Parade waver? Ice cream scooper? Dog poop picker-upper? Let's talk about that, parrots laughing at each other's potty mouth, trying to take a refrigerator that's holding your liver onto an airplane, duct tapping random fish to ATMs all over the world, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Refrigerator, Bullet Pants, Superglue, Domitrix. Oh, We should have added that little drum. |
| 0:25.0 | Coming right into the show. |
| 0:30.0 | Isolated and throw it in there. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah. W. W. W. coming all over me. |
| 0:37.0 | Episode 87! |
| 0:40.0 | Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah. Maybe retire in peace. Rest in peace. Not how that's supposed to be used but seems like a retire in peace. That works. It does work. I'm going to start saying. R. I. I'm going to start saying R. I. I. |
| 0:54.0 | What's someone retires? |
| 0:55.0 | Like, what happened to him? |
| 0:56.0 | I was like, he retired, man. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | He's out of here. But he can always come back. |
| 1:00.0 | I've seen this thing. |
| 1:01.0 | We've seen that be impossible in last handful of years have we? |
| 1:03.6 | You can rise again. |
| 1:04.6 | Everyone's like I'll just do it again. |
| 1:05.9 | Fuck it. |
| 1:06.9 | Uh, Patreon! |
| 1:08.0 | Thanks to everyone who supports us there, bonus content on the back end of every |
| 1:11.6 | single episode. |
| 1:12.4 | Uh, we just keep on going. bonus content on the back end of every single episode. |
| 1:13.4 | We just keep on going. |
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