Can You Don't? | Grand Opening. Baby Nuggets. Spittoon. Saran Wrap.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Would you pay someone money to call you 'bro' online? How about steal from your family and drain your entire life savings to get someone to call you 'bro' online? Let's talk about that, having to eat babies, a new drink that supposedly tastes just like mayonnaise, getting pregnant by using the air vent while in prison, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Grand opening, Baby Nuggets, SpitTun, Seram Wrap. |
| 0:24.3 | Episode 130, nice and round. |
| 0:26.3 | Can't believe it. |
| 0:27.0 | You feel it? |
| 0:28.8 | You feel the roundness of this episode? |
| 0:29.9 | Yeah, it's super round. |
| 0:31.3 | It's like a perfect circle. |
| 0:32.3 | This guy. |
| 0:33.6 | Coming in with that. |
| 0:42.5 | The plastic tree, the fake tree has been planted planted i just want to make sure everyone wasn't just left out about that everyone went up uh went over the like just i think it might have been on thank |
| 0:47.3 | no it was not on thanksgiving because i was not fucking here but i think it was the day after |
| 0:51.1 | because we got back on friday of last week as we record this. |
| 0:55.1 | And it's in the ground, complete with the This Side Up sticker, and it's been decorated for the holidays. |
| 1:00.3 | Do you think any animals are going to eat it? |
| 1:03.1 | Climb up and be like, I'm going to eat these leaves. |
| 1:05.0 | And they're like, pah. |
| 1:06.3 | Only running the risk of Roger T. Hat. |
| 1:09.3 | Right, yeah. |
| 1:09.8 | Our old squirrel friend Roger, biting a fake leaf and getting pissed off about it. |
| 1:14.8 | But I just want to give you guys an update on that. |
| 1:16.9 | Reminder that you can gift Patreon subscriptions to Can You Don't Podcast? |
| 1:22.1 | Can You Don't Podcast? |
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