Can You Don't? | Rolls-Royce. Toddler. Tarp. Laundry Spoon.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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If you're ever in some financial trouble, just promise us you won't hire a friend to dress up in a bear costume and destroy your luxury vehicles for insurance money. Let's talk about that, sucking an old man's ween in hopes of hearing an entertaining tale, getting arrested because your asshole kid wont get in the damn car, an automatic car cover thingy that creates more problems than it solves, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:32.2 | Rose Royce. |
| 0:33.4 | Toddler. Tarp. Londry spoon. |
| 0:52.3 | Oh! Toddler, tarp, laundry spoon. I know something. I know something |
| 0:54.4 | Shut it |
| 0:55.8 | I know something |
| 0:58.2 | Zach you got pulled over |
| 1:00.4 | fucking |
| 1:00.8 | says I'm an irresponsible middle-aged piece of shit |
| 1:04.5 | I don't have a thing |
| 1:06.5 | What? Oh you want here |
| 1:07.6 | Yeah here you go |
| 1:08.4 | I don't want to do it |
| 1:09.5 | Why do you want me to dish my stupid shit? What. Why do you want me to dish my stupid shit? |
| 1:11.6 | What? |
| 1:12.6 | Why do you want me to dish my stupid shit? |
| 1:14.6 | I'm a dumb ass. |
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